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The Best Little Tittie Bar In Vegas
Originally published Thu, Jul 21, 2016 at 11:09 AM on Slutist.com There are two kinds of strip clubs in this world: gentlemen's clubs and...
Valerie Stunning
Feb 22, 2024

Ghosts of Posts Past
I started my instagram account in 2014 after years of living out of one suitcase while galavanting around the globe. What began as a...
Valerie Stunning
Jun 7, 2022


Because, capitalism.
I went back to the club in May. Why? Because, capitalism. Though before I get into my revelations on the stark reality of starting,...
Valerie Stunning
Jul 28, 2021


Jersey grit...
When you grow up in the part of New Jersey I grew up in, the NYC skyline is inescapable. Brimming with all it’s hyperbolized promise,...
Valerie Stunning
Jul 27, 2021


8 things I’ve found to be true on my Entrepreneurial journey thus far.
Entrepreneurship is insanely gratifying and fucking hard. Luckily before starting Paradise City Creamery I had already been my own boss...
Valerie Stunning
May 12, 2021


A Creamier, Dreamier Las Vegas...
Taken at the very first Paradise City Creamery pOp up. May 2019. video: Angie Ortaliza , music: Valley Latini I started Paradise City...
Valerie Stunning
May 4, 2021


Dear 26 year old Val,
Happy Birthday and welcome to Australia! In a few weeks you’ll land a job that will change the trajectory of your life. Lean in. 8 months...
Valerie Stunning
Feb 16, 2021


A Complete Twerk Around the Globe.
As the Universe would have it, exactly 9 years and 3 weeks after my very first shift, in Sydney Australia, I entertained my last clients...
Valerie Stunning
Jan 24, 2021


Lap Dance Diatribe
A smug arms dealer in town for a trade show (balls deep in single malts & bad cocaine) once mansplained his theory on success as I dry...
Valerie Stunning
Jul 24, 2019


The Best Revenge
Beyonce once said, the best revenge is your paper. I disagree. The best revenge is how you redistribute your paper AFTER you’ve invested...
Valerie Stunning
Jun 29, 2019


A Celebration Of Indulgence, Paradise City Creamery
When I decided to turn my hobby of making plant-based ice cream into a business- I always knew the magic I’d bring to this industry was...
Valerie Stunning
Jun 13, 2019


International Whores Day 2019
For every time I was forced to psychologically & physically out maneuver a predatory Club owner/ investor/employee/client- Sometimes...
Valerie Stunning
Jun 2, 2019

Plagiarism And That Secret Sauce
Art is what you can get away with. Andy Warhol said that. But where does that leave plagiarism? We’re all influenced by something. And...
Valerie Stunning
May 3, 2019

From Fakin It To Makin It. (Birthday Musings)
Today your favorite Creamstress celebrates another twerk around the sun. And in honor of my favorite day of the year, I wrote myself this...
Valerie Stunning
Feb 12, 2019


You Are A Political Action
111.. One Hundred Eleven is the number of days in 2018 that I strapped on my Pleasers and shook my ass for money. Money I used to live,...
Valerie Stunning
Feb 8, 2019


How To Spot Captain-Save-A-Ho
Stripping has taught me many things, And understanding the nuances of capitalism, patriarchy and pro quo situations is one of them. Yes,...
Valerie Stunning
Jan 30, 2019


Paradise City Creamery
Sitting here reminiscing about my pre-Stripper years and how the decade I spent in the restaurant & bar industry was an illuminating...
Valerie Stunning
Jan 25, 2019


Self Activism
Shout out to everyone who repped inclusivity and intersectionality at Womens’ Marches/Rallies around the world today. I did not...
Valerie Stunning
Jan 19, 2019


Fuck A New Year’s Resolution.
Because lets be real, If there’s ever a day to reflect/honor all we’ve learned & accomplished in a year and then set intentions for how...
Valerie Stunning
Jan 1, 2019


THINGS I’M SO FUCKING OVER
Discovering self proclaimed allies are really only interested in the “philanthropic” or “edgy” street cred they receive from their...
Valerie Stunning
Dec 13, 2018
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