Using Your Stripper Skills In Your New Business. *Part 1
Lately I’ve been cracking myself up over all the things (big and small) that starting this new business is teaching me. Though let's be...
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Valerie Stunning
Jun 2, 2018
INTERNATIONAL WHORES DAY 2018
There once was a time when I didn’t identify as a Sex Worker. But then I woke up one day and realized, All the money I earn, Which...
Valerie Stunning
Apr 19, 2018
Projection, Perfection & Pedestals
It seems like most of us out here in the Sex Worker internet-vortex, are just trying to make some noise, Celebrating what we love,...
Valerie Stunning
Mar 1, 2018
Side Hustle Salute
Cheers to all you Queens investing serious time, energy and money in a side hustle that you plan to one day replace your main hustle. ...
Valerie Stunning
Feb 21, 2018
$$$. What Came, Went & Got Stacked (Tax Season)
Over the past few days I’ve been doing the deep dive into some scary shit. My finances. Every year around this time (Tax Season ) I sit...
Valerie Stunning
Jan 26, 2018
Calling All Strippers:
OUR JOB IS REAL. OUR WORK IS VALID. and WE DESERVE FAIR & SAFE WORKING CONDITIONS. It is not a luxury to have our safety come before the...
Valerie Stunning
Jan 18, 2018
Womens March: DO BETTER
This past weekend, on the anniversary of the inaugural Womens March, I joined millions of women and our allies in calling to attention...
Valerie Stunning
Oct 28, 2017
HOW TO DRINK ALL DAY & MAKE IT RAIN ALL NIGHT (A Patrons Guide):
* I posted a nearly identical version of this back on St. Patricks Day (please fill in appropriate holiday references) after recalling...
Valerie Stunning
Oct 1, 2017
YOU. OWE. THEM. NOTHING.
Aside from the agreed upon Dances/VIP Time for X amount of $$$ at the club's advertised level of nudity... YOU. OWE. THEM. NOTHING....
Valerie Stunning
Jun 7, 2017
Burn Out
I know, it's been a minute... But sometimes a girl needs a break. Part of me is dying to share with you the adventuresome details about...
Valerie Stunning
May 16, 2017
Be A Bad Bitch On A Bad Night
You are not the sum of your night's earnings. I REPEAT, You are not the sum of your night's earnings. Our validity as bad bitches may...
Valerie Stunning
Apr 4, 2017
Honesty & The Champagne Room
Perhaps it's the current political climate? Perhaps it's the evolution of my work persona hybridizing with my off duty self? Perhaps it's...
Valerie Stunning
Mar 3, 2017
How To Ace Your Stripper Hustle
Congratulations! You've been successfully showing up for at least 6 months and have officially reached Baby Stripper status. There have...
Valerie Stunning
Feb 24, 2017
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE OG STRIPPER RAN STRIP CLUBS?!
Why, in countless cities across FOUR countries, have I only danced in THREE clubs that had female managers and ZERO that were owned by...
Valerie Stunning
Feb 12, 2017
Birthday Broadisms
NEARLY 6 YEARS AGO, bout a week after my 26th birthday, on a warm summers day (yes, DAY) I showed up to work my very first stripper shift...
Valerie Stunning
Feb 8, 2017
ATTENTION GUYS: (you know who you are)
If your wife/girlfriend/lady friend apprehensively accompanies you to a strip club... And then- Due to the sensational expertise of HER...
Valerie Stunning
Jan 22, 2017
NASTY WOMEN
NO ONE HERE ON TEAM CONSENTING SEX WORKER IS PRETENDING THE DARK SIDE DOESN'T EXIST. WHAT WE'RE ASKING IS THAT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE: WE...
Valerie Stunning
Jan 19, 2017
NASTY & PROUD
There's so much I want to say about the Women's March, but I'm still processing ALL of the emotions and weight of such a monumental...
Valerie Stunning
Aug 26, 2016
The Best Little Tittie Bar in Vegas
There are two kinds of strip clubs in this world: gentlemen’s clubs and tittie bars. Gentlemen’s clubs are sleek-looking nightclubs...
Valerie Stunning
Mar 16, 2016
Dear Strip Club Ballers
Thank you for not wasting my time with amateur behavior like disrespecting my boundaries, demanding my "real" name, and attempted haggling..
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