Hi, I’m Val. I am a former internet thot and recovering social media personality. I took the entirety of 2024 (an election year!) off of...

The bite was subtle, and if it weren’t for the captain ogling each of our rods I would have missed it. I don’t know if it was the soft...

By year three of grinding on dudes for dollars I had had enough shitty experiences with civilians (both customers and not) that had...

If you haven’t read Part 1, I recommend doing so before continuing. Cheers! When I first started writing this piece I thought it was only...