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Valerie Stunning
Apr 17, 2024
Stripper Retirement, Definitely. (Part 2)
After thirteen years of professional thotting- across 3 continents, 4 countries,10 states, 17 cities, and 37 clubs- I have officially...
Valerie Stunning
Mar 20, 2024
Stripper Retirement, Probably. (Part 1)
Teetering on the kind of hysteria that only blaring trap music in an empty strip club can incite, I grabbed a blanket from VIP and...
Valerie Stunning
Jan 17, 2024
I'll take 'Anal Clenching' for $600 Alex
I don’t Jeopardy often but when I do I am instantly transported to 1991-1992, when I was about 6 to 7 years old. The game show takes me...
Valerie Stunning
Dec 6, 2023
The Other
We were dying a slow death in the back of our ride-share. Our condition, post-thanksgiving agita. Slumped in a pile of gastro-intestinal...
Valerie Stunning
Oct 18, 2023
The 4 Types of People Who Run Strip Clubs
I sat in silence at the kitchen table in awe of my purple and blue legs as the night’s tequila shots slowly wore off. My knees and shins...
Valerie Stunning
Oct 4, 2023
Gone Feral
There should be a Nobel Prize for well executed Irish exits. While they seem to really grate on some people’s nerves I’m positive they’re...
Valerie Stunning
Aug 2, 2023
Once You Know, You Can't Un-know (Part 2)
I am naturally and quite possibly genetically gifted with a massive ego. After all I come from flamboyantly bombastic stock, with equal...
Valerie Stunning
Sep 30, 2018
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